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*Extra*: Select Quotes from Recent Discussions, Dialogues, and Disagreements

"...It happens to all great empires. Look at Rome. They got lazy and the Goths took them over."
"Wait, are you saying that female sportscasters are a sign of the end of American civilization?"
"Well...yes."

"Every time I listen to NPR and somebody mentions Russia's president [Vladimir Putin], they say it in such a strange way, it sounds like 'pootin'.' Gas problems?"
[giggling]
"Wow, we are 12."

"Just like ten percent of the population is going to be homosexual, I believe that a certain proportion of the populace is going to be drug addicts."
"That's a very...odd statement."

"Hi Mike, this is Moe and Tara. [laughs] I mean, this is Moe. Hi Mike, this is Moe. Mike and Tara, this is Moe. [laughs] We got cut off a minute ago...."

"Welcome to Philadelphia, or as I like to call it, BlackPeopleTown."

[Entering Canada at Windsor (near Detroit)]:
(Suspiciously) "You drove all the way from California just to enter Canada here?"
(Annoyed) "No, I'm going from Michigan to New York State and Canada is just in the way."

[Exiting Canada at Niagara Falls]:
"What are you bringing into the United States?"
[Pause] "Some postcards. And a fridge magnet."
"What's your nationality?"
"American."
"What do you do for a living?"
"Nothing."
[Pause] "Go on ahead."

"You know, you Southern belles give off this aura of being sweet and innocent, when really you're--"
"Raunchy? Fuck yeah."

"Wow, I haven't seen you since Gran Kitty died."
"What was that, five years ago? Yeah. Wow."

"We haven't seen you since Grandma died."
"Yeah. It must have been five years now."

"I don't think I've seen you since--"
"Grandma Kitty died. Five years ago. Yeah, I've been out of touch."
peachy as always, Mike at 4:21 AM