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Disturbing Commercials*

(#1)

Woman A: Oh, crap. [looking at B] Do you have a pad?
Woman B: Here, try O.B.
Woman A: I don't do tampons.
Woman B: But O.B. is different! It's like all [blah blah blah] and stuff. Once you switch over, you never go back. It's like riding a bicycle!

Ewwww!

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(#2)

Office Guy A: Hey man, you look different today. Did you get a haircut?
Office Guy B: Nope. [smiles]
Office Guy A: New suit?
Office Guy B: Nuh-uh.
Office Guy A: You shaved?
Office Guy B: Nope.
Office Guy A: You're sure you didn't get a haircut?
Office Guy B: Not a haircut. [still smiling]
Office Guy A: Something's different about you.
Voice-Over: [Office Guy B] asked his doctor...about Viagra.

Ewwww! And also, Ewwww!

*Freely adapted. (But the punch lines are real.)
peachy as always, Mike at 12:39 PM