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Tuesday, July 02, 2002
 
More Infrequently Asked Questions...and the Answers That Love Them

Q. Would you say this is "vague" or "ambiguous"?
A. I'd say it's "not worth wondering about."

Q. But does it sparkle?
A. Until the reagents are used up, yes.

Q. Am I a good time?
A. You're a carnival of sensations.

Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a bull?
A. More of the same.

Q. How's that spelled again?
A. A-T. What kind of moron are you?
Q. I'm not a moron.
A. Why would you ask how to spell "at"?
Q. Leave me alone!
A. Aren't you embarrassed enough?
Q. There's no answer for that.



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