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Fun Things I Heard and Said over the Course of This Weekend

"I always get hit on by femmes in stupid hats! I hate it!"

"Well, you can't tell him. He'll think you want some."

"This is the second night this week that I've been out."
"Yeah, this is the second night in a row that I've been out. Here."
"Ah, I can tell how much you love this place."

"When you said 'rice paddy,' the first thing I thought of was Margaret Cho's 'malaria' routine."

"I saw it for the spiders. I was content with that."

"Yeah, so, about me..."
"Gee, that's exactly what I was just going to talk about."

"I think I have a right to be a little creeped out by it, seeing as I'm practically being set up for an arranged marriage."

"If I were a beauty queen, I'd want to be Miss..."
"Cellaneous: all things to all people!"
"I think I'll put that on my answering machine."

"First off, she's a cokehead. That's reason enough for me to step back."
"But that's not even the issue! She's a really nice person!"

"It'd send a good message to the kids. About humility."
"Wait, what does unexpectedly being eaten by a shark have to do with humility?"
peachy as always, Mike at 6:01 PM