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Monday, March 25, 2002
 
QuikFAQ

Q. What time is it?
A. 4:45.

Q. How much do I owe you?
A. $15.

Q. Will that be ATM or credit?
A. ATM, please.

Q. How does it look out there?
A. A little overcast.

Q. I'm sorry, what was that?
A. I said I like your jacket.

Q. Excuse me, which way is ___?
A. I don't know, I'm not from around here.

Q. How did you find this place?
A. Craigslist.

Q. What time is it now?
A. 4:57.

Q. Did you see what Gwyneth was wearing?
A. Yeah...and someone apparently slipped her a pair of gag binoculars. Of course, her head's the size of a coconut.



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