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Monday, March 25, 2002
QuikFAQ Q. What time is it? A. 4:45. Q. How much do I owe you? A. $15. Q. Will that be ATM or credit? A. ATM, please. Q. How does it look out there? A. A little overcast. Q. I'm sorry, what was that? A. I said I like your jacket. Q. Excuse me, which way is ___? A. I don't know, I'm not from around here. Q. How did you find this place? A. Craigslist. Q. What time is it now? A. 4:57. Q. Did you see what Gwyneth was wearing? A. Yeah...and someone apparently slipped her a pair of gag binoculars. Of course, her head's the size of a coconut.
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